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Ye Sosarian Morning Poste |
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The Poste - 486th Edition |
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Sunday, 09 October 2005 |
[The news as contained in this post you can take as IC knowledge.
However any posts it links to are purely OOC information, unless you
happen to have a good explanation why you would know about them IC.]
The Sunday Supplement - Brought to you by the outstanding Lola Rennt
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Around the World
An up-to-date gathering of the latest newsbites
Your darling reporter has been in bed all week. With the flu, you dirty
minded layabouts. As a result, she's found it hard to gallivant across
the lands in her usual fashion, so using her highly placed network of
ex lov... extra special reporters, she'll let you know, in compact
form, all you need to know to survive in this madcap world.
- Strange goings on abound in Trinsic last night, as what appears to be
a brothel opened up opposite the docks. Various dubious lads and lasses
were seen entering into the place, and coming back out giggling like
children. The Duke will have something to say about the place (unless,
of course, he was partaking as well.) Rumours indicate that even
Commander Jurrel was seen wandering bow-legged away from the place...
- Sweaty people have been seen wandering around outside Trinsic West
gate. Apparently, a new building is being added on the grounds. Your
moral reporter hopes this isn't another brothel.
- Lady Caroline has been seen in town. Apparently, this is news.
Personally, your darling reporter would like to get together with
Caroline to write the real story of her life.
- Three people have been jailed in Minoc after following last week's
recipie in the Poste. Apparently it contravenes some sort of law there.
- Undead marches; A slow exodus of skeletons was seen dancing away from
Umbra town centre a few days back. What's going on there?
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Cooking Today
By the Anonymous Chef
Death's Door Drink
Ingredients: 1 sample of corrupted water, 2 Greater Poison potions, 1 bottle of ale, 1 explosion potion
Invite mother in law to party.
Mix up drink with 1 part of each of the above ingredients.
Reserve one portion of poison to be used as a beautiful garnish.
Make sure drink is served to correct person.
Gasp in horror, as mother in law has eaten orange petals.
Hide from town guard.
Use explosion potion to create distraction
Get out of town, and set up a business just outside of Trinsic mixing up fantastic food.
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Quote:
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Tall, often dressed in red. Sallow skin, and worryingly piercing gaze.
Should you see anyone matching this description, please contact Muldran
Skully immediately.
Reward offered!
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Letters to the Editor
No letters this weekend.
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What's On
Keep your eye out for the latest happenings in your local tavern!
Submit your What's On News to the Poste - poste haste!
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